How not to be happy

Why my son, you make such a ridiculous question?

Or are you just landing on earth from somewhere in galaxy and really don't know how not to be happy?

Or for any other weird reasons, you still want to be not happy?

Well my son, if you choose not to be happy, it is something quite easy to be achieved. I will tell you ten sure ways of how not to be happy

1) Make your best friend hates you.

You can lie to him for instance, or break some promises or you can even snatch his girl right in front of his eyes. Then he will start to hate you. The more he hates you, the better it will be.

2) Make your lover think that you are really lousy and also happen to be a womanizer.

You can take pictures with nasty girls in some hot pose and show it to her. Make her heart break. Give her hope and then break it spectacularly.

3) Let you worst enemy be your boss.

You happen to be a subordinate to a man that you really hate and despise. You have no choice, but to follow his order. And let him belittle you. You do it day in, day out.

4) Call the one who happens to borrow your money for a long time but still reluctant to pay your hard earned money. What you must do is really simple. Offer him some more money to be borrowed. 

5) Spend a lot of time doing something you really hate to do. It must be something that will waste your energy, time and probably money. In case you really hate to go fishing for example, go fishing then.

6) Do something that could damage your reputation or bring down your dignity. For example you could try to be a cleaner in a factory which happens to have lots of young women employee. And one of these women happens to be the one who you really admire and want to be serious.

7) Make a guilty plea to a serious case of criminal which you are absolutely not guilty at all. Spend some time in prison. You shall get first hand experience of how not to be happy.

8) Go to somewhere really far and cut all your family and friends relationship. Don't tell them your whereabouts. Let them suffer for missing you. At the same time, you suffer alone in a foreign land.

9) Marry somebody which you really hate. To make it even better, marry someone who are already menopause and happen to have lot of kids. And don't forget to invite your favorite girl to come along to your wedding. 

10) Do something stupid. Anything. For example like asking this kind of question and getting a really serious answers which are hard to swallow.

Do all or some of these steps. You are sure not to be happy. By the way, happy reading. Or are you not?